I receive a text in the middle of the day:
Hawaii: "You're generally pretty baller at whatever you try right?"
Me: "Generally, yes. It's probably because I tend to smile when I suck and people mistake that for competence."
Hawaii: "Good enough. Want to cut my hair?"
|I accidentally took a chunk of hair from behind his ear.|
|Texas looks at me and says "I can squat you." He proceeded to pick me up and did squats with me on his shoulder.|